#and i got scared and pressed back bc i dont really want to do that sorry im still using it

[mihotose]

well i forgor to change my address on my licence when we moved and it does kind of feel like a trap if im filling out the form to change it and it asks me when i moved

[gilverrwrites]

Jason and Roy separately after they keep teasing you and you just end up disengaging and dealing with it yourself with your hitachi and calling it a night. They got a lil too confident with the orgasm denial and forgot that their competition is Mr. Bunny massager/Mrs. Rose toy, who gives out orgasms for free with little to no begging or pleading or promises to be a good girl/boy required. Their window of opportunity to make you nut has closed and they're stuck waiting for the 1-3 business days for you to be in the mood/horny again if they wanna touch you again and they better bring their A game or they might just become 2nd fiddle to a bad dragon toy. (This might just be me but I'm not in a rush to repeat it if I spend all night with a person and dont get my rocks off, id still give head if asked but id need serious convincing to let them touch me again, bc it's not hot they wasted my fucking time, if I want to NOT come I can do that by myself)

On a very real note, teasing, edging, and denial are kinks like any other, and you should be voicing to your partners what kinks you do and don't like in the bed room to keep things fun and healthy. Your partner also shouldn't be in competition with your sex toys unless that's something they're into. If its not working for you, say something, my friend. Don't be afraid to stop your partners and say ‘Hey, this isn't working for me, can we do ‘something else’ instead?’ especially before you jump straight to cutting them out of the activity completely.

There's also nothing wrong with having a low libido anon! You take all the time you need between sex!

That being said, the idea of being pressed into the bed by Jason or Roy while they’re giving it their all and getting real cocky about making you squirm only for you to be like ‘um, no, excuse me. You're taking to long so I'll be doing this myself, thank you’ makes me laugh.

I think for both of them, the initial response would just be shock. Like open-mouth awe at your gall. Can't knock a girl who knows what she wants, and both of them would definitely enjoy watching you get off on your own typically, but the blow of you doing it unexpectedly, especially while they've been enjoying themselves would bruise their egos.

Roy is the type to try and win you back over. He's getting close, gently trying to pry the toy out of your hands and promising he’ll do better, he’ll do whatever you want just give him another chance. Can't you see how hard you've got him? Its painful, baby. You should let him relieve you both together.

Another disclaimer: Blue balls ain't a real thing, don't let Roy Harper convince you otherwise, he's just needy as all hell and will say anything to get you back to bed with him.

Jason would take it a lot harder. When his family piss him off he blows up, but I think he'd worry about scaring you/putting you off so he sulks instead. No, its fine. You do what you've gotta do, no really its totally fine. He’ll just show myself out and you can try again in the approximate 3 business days you need to to get there again, if he's around.

There's also a level of familiarity and intimacy to this. This is how I assume they'd react with someone they have an established romantic/sexual relationship with, in which at least some boundaries have been set. If you're just like, a one-night stand or you're in a causal hook-up scenario they'd probably just be like oh, okay. Guess we’re done for tonight, see ya round, have fun with that. They're not gonna push if it's evident you're not willing to give.

[fakeuwus]

RECKLESS | lee heeseung

now playing ☾⋆⁺₊🎧✩°｡ reckless by madison beer

"how could you be, so reckless with my heart?"

⁺ ⋆˚ genre: idol!hee x nonidol/university student!femreader, pure angst sorry lol, established relationship

⁺ ⋆˚ warnings: cursing, lowercase intended, barely proofread, mention of i-land LOL, lots of dialouge and idk if thats even a warning but had to put it out there, use of nicknames like babe/baby, infidelity

⁺ ⋆˚ word count: ~1k

⁺ ⋆˚ message from nic: wanted to put smth out while working on my jay fic!! got inspired by this show i was watching called "the game" (dont watch it its like highkey misogynistic and a bit racist and just overall so bad 😭) i wanted to rewatch it bc i used to watch it as a kid and now i realize how bad it was skdkd. but basically the bf is a pro football player while the gf is in med school and a certain plotline in the show inspired this 😁 also this is my first writing piece so pls be nice and feedback is appreciated!

heeseung slowly opened the front door to the apartment you and him shared, trying to be as quiet as possible since you were most likely sleeping. once he made it in he tip toe'd his way to your guys' bedroom. "did you have fun tonight hee?" you asked, while sitting on the couch with nothing but the lamp on. heeseung jumps, "holy shit you scared me! baby what are you doing up? come on let's get you to bed."

he walks over and tries to give you a kiss. you turned your head down only allowing him to press it to your forehead. you were pissed. actually, you were beyond that. words could not describe what you were even feeling at the moment.

you get up from the couch and stand before him, "you didn't answer my question. did you have fun tonight hee?" heeseung is perplexed by your tone. you sounded... hurt? angry? annoyed? all of the above? he tried to proceed with caution, racking his brain of all the possibilities of why you could be acting like this.

"uh... yeah babe, i had a lot of fun tonight. sorry i stayed out so late by the way. you really didn't have to wait up for me, you're probably tired." he was hopeful this was the right answer. it's gotta be, right? all you could do was stifle a cold laugh.

why the hell were you laughing? what was so funny? heeseung can feel his heartbeat in his ears and his skin was turning hot. you had never once acted this way in all of the years you guys had been together. it may not seem like a big deal to others, but you had always been so caring and sweet towards him.

even when you guys were arguing, your soft voice never changed. this was new. this was scary. you had a smile that didn't quite reach your eyes now and it seemed like you were staring into his soul.

"yeah heeseung. it's 2 am," you say sounding almost condescending, "but no i'm not mad that you stayed out so late. i mean i WAS, but after someone sent me a little something i realized there are worse things to be mad about." suddenly your phone is shoved into heeseung's hands. his jaw dropped. no. there's no way.

"who sent you this?! wait no it doesn't matter baby you can't believe this can you?" he reaches out for you but you pull away and start walking towards the front door to gather your jacket and bag, "so you're not even going to try to deny it? huh. i guess my friends were right." it makes him sick how you seem so calm on the outside, your words and actions treating this like one big joke while he's freaking out. he'd rather you be a crying, screaming mess than whatever behavior you're exhibiting at the moment.

you turn back around to him, "you think i don’t know who you’re giggling with on the phone while i’m sitting in the room studying for hours? that i’m stupid enough to believe that you’re not making out with her in that video? that i’m blind enough to not see the heart eyes you two make at each other while in the same room?” your words drip with venom and they shoot heeseung straight in the heart.

he feels like the room is spinning and he wants to faint. he wants to go up to you and hold you and tell you that she doesn’t matter, that you’re the only important thing in his life. but that’s not what happens. heeseung is too wrapped up in the moment to admit his wrongs.

frankly, he’s disgusted with himself and at a loss for words right now. he wants to convince not only you but more importantly to himself that he didn’t do anything wrong. and so he does. what comes out of his mouth next are words he’d soon regret. “WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO YN?! i’ve been so lonely lately because you’re so wrapped up in school and she’s THERE FOR ME. she’s been there when you weren’t. i wouldn’t have made out with her if YOU were at the afterparty with ME like i asked you to! we won four fucking awards tonight and i just wanted my girlfriend there to celebrate with me.”

and just like that, you snap. the jacket and bag in your hands are now thrown to the ground and heeseung flinches. “YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE! do you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth right now?! i told you i have an exam tomorrow there was no way i was going to that damn party.”

tears are blurring your vision and your breath is becoming uneven. you don’t even recognize the man standing in front of you. “i have a life too heeseung. while you’re out chasing your dreams so am i. do you even acknowledge the sacrifices i have made for you over the past five years? tell me, was she there for you when you first became a trainee? was she crying for you every fucking episode of i-land? was she there every step of the way supporting your career?!"

heeseung doesn’t speak. he doesn’t move an inch yet his brain is moving a million miles per minute. he knows you’re right. he knows that you decline going out with your friends so you can wait for him to come home from practice. that your life only revolves around school and him. and he’s so eternally grateful for you. his heart yearns to express all the love he has for you and that he fucked up so badly. he just wants to fast forward to the part where you guys work through it and everything is okay again.

but that time is never going to come because you walk up to him with a heavy heart, placing the promise ring he gave you all those years ago in his hands.

he stares at the pretty diamond that shines in the moonlight, the only thing illuminating the darkness that’s consumed the space you both once filled with love. “i hope she was worth it,” you say as you open the door and walk out into the cold night. leaving heeseung and all of the memories of your relationship behind.

© fakeuwus 2023 do not repost, translate, or plagiarize

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Guess Who's back ✨

Anyways..What would Jeff be like if he found out Reader was pregnant?

AGHHH I LOVE GETTING TO WRITE FOR DOMESTIC SITUATIONS!!

Weddings, babies, moving in together i love it all 💗

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Jeff finding out you're pregnant

Jeff has always been firm on the notion that he does not want kids

He thinks kids are annoying and gross and stinky

And there's also some insecurity of him not being able to be a good dad, considering his job, his upbringing, even his appearance

All around, kids are a firm no for him

So when you begin experiencing morning sickness he kind of just denies the very possibility that you could even get pregnant

But you, being at least a little more reasonable than him, decides its better safe than sorry and goes out to buy a test

When you get back, you inform him that you're gonna take the test just to be sure to which he straight up laughs

"You won't need it, because I can tell you right now you're not pregnant"

And so, after a few minutes of waiting anxiously after taking the test, you look at the results and see....a positive

A hand goes to your stomach, the tears already streaming down your face

Jeff, who decided he would wait with you snatches the test and does several takes

He's honestly just speechless, he didn't even really think he could get anyone pregnant, which may have just been wishful thinking on his part

He looks at you, and you look at him

Your face is one of pure joy, and his is a mix of confusion, fear and disgust

"We aren't keeping it, right?" He asks after looking at your face for a while

You frown and smack his arm "jeff! How could you even suggest that?!"

"We aren't prepared for a kid! We've never even talked about it! Not to mention, what kind of life would that kid have?? Growing up in a house full of murderers and monsters, the kid's guaranteed to be fucked in the head!"

"You aren't even going to give this a chance?" You ask frustratedly "you created this with me, you know! The least you could do is take responsibility!"

He groans and storms out of the room, leaving you to cry alone

When he gets back he is less angry, and clearly just got done "blowing off some steam" made clear by the fresh blood on his hoodie

You aren't crying anymore, he comes into the room and sighs before sitting with you on your bed

You are both very quiet for a while, just sitting together

He finally speaks, but he doesn't look at you. He couldn't bear to

"I love you, you know? I just get....i just feel really scared right now because I don't know what to do. I'm not in control and that scares me"

You look at him and place a hand on his cheek "if you wanna get rid of it, then we can discuss our options?" You offer

He shakes his head "i dont wanna get rid of it....i just...i don't want to mess this up, you know?"

You scoot closer to him and lay your head on his shoulder "you won't mess it up..." you look at your stomach and then grab his hand and place it on your lower belly "if you love this baby as much as you love me, theres no way you could" you say looking up at him with a smile

He looks at your stomach and then at you "im still so, so scared" he whispers to you "i dont know anything"

You kiss his nose and press your forehead to his "it's ok. We'll learn together"

He smiles "ok"

After that first whole fight, he actually gets pretty excited about the baby!

You manage to pay slender to get a room that you can make into a nursery, and announce the news to your close friends

Jeff is always buying things for the baby. Toys, clothes, blankets, etc

He also loves to talk to the baby, telling your little one all about the day that he had and how much he loves them

He's still hates kids, but his kid is amazing

(Also authors note i wanna write more general preganancy hcs for jeff bc hes so silly)

[pandoraroid]

The Pack Wedding 💥💥💥💗💥

reaction rambles bc yes

please keep in mind this is meant to be lighthearted i love these men with all my heart n life n soul

THIS IS 43 MINUTES IM SO SCARED WHY CANT I PRESS THE VIDEO this is too much nervousness for seven in the morning im dead

DAVEEEYYYYY HIIIIIII GMORNING MWAAAA

"it's the pack everything's gonna go crazy." bro it's the SHAW pack what does that say about you hm 🤔 /j i love you david 

"reception's gonna be a solstice party on steriods" I SNORTED SO DAMN LOUD 😭

now should be a good time to say that part of the reason why i like redacted so much is because it's so funny and lines like that do it for me every single time.

"i love you angel so very much" BOOGSH 💥 im so in love with you david shaw 

i think bro's in love with us guys idk 

"beautiful... you.." NO YOU 🫵 david we are not doing this back in forth in the morning JUST ACCEPT IT

he's triggering my cuteness/love aggression SO FUCKING SAPPY I LUV U MWAH

"you fucking menace c'mere" HIS LAUGH OMFG GOOD FUCKINH MORNINGGGG

IS ASHER NEXT PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NEXT 

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

"oh fuck it's the day" me just this morning

"asher breathe we're good you've been training for this your whole life" ELABORATE???? id love to know how exactly youve been training for this asher

"it's our wedding day. holy shit it's our wedding day. i'm gonna be a husband." KILLL MEEE RIGHT NOW I CAN HEAR HIM SMILEEE OMFG WEAR THAT SHIT WITH PRIDE ASHER

"i've always been husband material look at what we're working with" KILL ME RIGHT NOW /pos baabe smacking him though HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

id kiss you for the rest of my life asher

laughing against/while kissing THIS MAN WANTS ME DEAD

"say how much time do we have before we meet everybody in the lobby" LET THEM FUCKING WAIT

MILO AND SAM???? OH MY GOD???? (should go without fucking saying but... drive safe..... please...)

in my head: sam is driving. david's shotgun. ash & milo are in the back. just because. >> BRO I WAS RIGHT????

darlin driving in another car with the other mates??? that... isnt what i think it is.... is it......

david sounds so tired of their bs HAHAHA "rounded out with a little traditional opinion from them of all people" DARLIN FIGHT BACK

"hey we're fun too, right?" ASHER PLEASE

"well let's see: we've got a grouchy grandpa drivin us-" 

"hey." 

"at least he didn't call you cowboy." BRO

"now don't you start." 

"and we got the grumpy alpha."

"i'm not grumpy. just preoccupied."

"right. right." bros didnt even try to sound convinced

"we're fun." 

"asher. we spent your bachelor party playing destiny 2." 

"and smash!" 

"oh my mistake."

this entire conversation. peak.

"i dont even wanna imagine what chaos those four are getting up to piled in one vehicle." OH WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO SAM 

DEAD ASS SILENCE I LOVE IT i cant fycking breathe this is too funny.

in my head, they were definitely arguing over directions. or darlin's driving, or making fun of the other car.

wait darlin what

"or you'll likely end up staring down the maw of my own beautiful mate-" SAMUEL COLLINS

"oh move it mr. wedding day" WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO GOOD

"and fix your hair."

"it's suppose to look like this!"

"are you trying to look like you got married in a wind tunnel?" BRO NOT ON HIS WEDDING DAY 💀

sam encouraging milo omgomg

"you talk more than anyone i know. and i know asher." AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

"is my tie on straight?" 

"is it ever?" is the one wearing it straight /jjjj

david helping him with his tie someone kill me right now

GABE'S CHILI RECIPE WHAT

"why did you pick me?" OH SHIT

i seriously just listened and payed attention to their conversation so no thoughts head empty only them

"what really mattered in a beta was having a person that was the other side of your coin."

"i picked you because you were the one person i trusted more than anyone else. you made me feel safe at a time more than i couldve explained. you were everything i wasnt. where i was distant you were outgoing. where i was rough you were warm. where i was analytical you were intuitive. you're the other side of my coin. you always have been. so it never mattered to me what anyone else thought of what i needed in a beta because they didnt know me. i did. you did. and i needed the person that was right for me not for anybody else."

i couldve typed out everything david said but THIS!!!! I WAS SOBBING!!!! THEY ARE THE OTHER SIDE OF OTHER'S COIN NEVER FORGET THAT!!!!!!!! their vows to each other fr

this is wrecking me THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH

"you're too hard on yourself too."

"well we had to have something in common other than destiny and smash bros, right?" the range of friendship everyone 

THEYRE HOLDING BACK TEARS IN THIS ONE TRUST ME 

my heart felt so heavy in this WHY

"i think you're the best fucking beta i could have ever asked for. i think you're the besy friend i could have ever asked for. i deserved most of the time."

aaaanndd got heavier 😁

GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG

"i just feel bad that i'm going to be up there looking this good y'know people are going to get confused on whose wedding day it really is." EAT EM UP SWEETHEART (i meant milo but them too ofc)

"do we get a step stool for behind the podium?" HAHSHAHAHAHHA THE CONCERN IN HIS VOICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

"i love you milo"

"i love you too asshole" CRYING 

"thank you for doing this milo"

"i got you. always." ALWAYS.

CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY 

"when i was asked by my friends to officiate their unions, i only had one question for them: how much does it pay?" ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

im really listening on this part so head empty.

oohh asher (i think it's asher) laughing through baabe's vows IS SO SWEET I LOVE YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL

OH DAVID GETTING CHOKED UP ON ANGEL'S VOWS KILL ME

"you're the best part of me. and i'll spend the rest of our lives showing that i'm worthy of that." oh david shaw you dont even have to try

"i now pronounce you all married the-the pairs of you to each other not all together" OH THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO LET HIM LIVE THAT DOWN

THE KISSES OMMMGGGKFHEKHEJSS 

CONGRATULATIONS ANGEL & DAVID

CONGRATUALTIONS BABE & ASHER MWAAAAAAAAHH TO ALL OF YOUUU

[arillusionist]

final episode of s&b season 1 reaction!! i cant wait to start s2 since the other crows (except matthias) are there too

inej forgetting who milo is just like amita in that one interview (i've watched like. half of the interviews the cast is just so good)

zoya!!!

nina and matthias!!!!

they're so cute but theyre so tragic at the same time i wish they got a happy ending

"i hunt slavers now" stop copying inej

i dont think this is how it went it the book?? i dont want them to change their backstory stopp😭😭

"see it enough in the mirror do you" helpdjfjfk

mal planning to shoot them and then inej just pressing the knife to his throat shes the best

i've been rewatching the last few scenes over and over because honestly im so confused

i think i get it now?? im at the part where they reach west ravka (or at least i think its west ravka 💀)

INEJ COME BACK joking she made the right decision. kinda

where is she now

"only because i'm not in the game" he literally has all the best lines 🔥🔥

ZOYA AND INEJ MEETING its not really one but whatever

how did he know she was the wraith

inej and zoya could literally be The power duo i need them to interact more next season

PLEASE NOT KAZ HIDING BEHIDN THE BAGS he looks so scared hes such a coward

the way he was literally cowering earlier but the second inej is in danger he puts his life on the line

did she poke a hole through his hand im so confused

OH SHE DIDD

is that ugly ass collar finally gonna be gone i literally cannot look at it any longer

YES ITS GONE

its always that fucking heartrender guy i forgot his name

i can barely see anything 💀💀 tf is going on

inej's talk with alina is so sweet ahh

"have you found religion too" PLEASEE they really shouldve given him more lines like that bc that is exactly what book kaz wouldve said

"the deal is the deal" bro couldnt even say thank you normally

inej's longing look after kaz oh my godd she wants to hug him so badly

I KEEP REWATCHING IT the look in her eyes the way she moves her hands the yearning is baddd 😭😭

please let them have one final talk this episode

the crows and zoya watching mal and alina's deep romantic moment is so funny to me

FINALLY ZOYAS SPEAKING

KANEJ TALKKK

"im keeping my promise to you" AHHHHH

"i need you" OH THEYRE GONNA PARALLEL THIS WITH THE I WANT YOU LINE NEXT SEASON

"after that, we'll see" honestly i might just watch the first episode of season 2 today i need to know what happens

the helink angst is worse than in the booksbecause its not nina's fault at all and he doesnt know and hes mad at her and aughh 😭😭

HOW MANY TIMES ARE THE CROWS GONNA *JUST* MISS NINA

"true wealth is the friends you make along the way" "im talking of milo of course" will he ever shut up about that fucking goat

NINA LOOKED AT THEM PLEASEE LET HER JOIN THEM RN

HIS TINY SMILE FOR INEJ AUGHH ☹️☹️ i rewatched this scene a million times too!! im not okay

"i know some people in this world who would like those odd" shes talking ab the crowsss

augh fuck this later today i am watching s2 ep1!!!! i just need to idk why

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

this is so complicated! no its not yes it is i didnt want to die die die die but i did for the gang! damn ok so i know hes not here trust me hes not but why couldnt u stop urself from insulting me? i never did any of that dumb bitch! oh really? oh haha ew ur gross! its really me! omg ttyl i didnt insult u i promise i did what was right and we can totally move on from the next part of the story to thw other but where the fuck did u go baby? i have no idea thats whats so weird about it u didnt go anywhere but austin tx nah she didnt go there! she went to native ohio no she went to a corner store... and died? like thats it! and were capable and strong right? u wont forget about skatepark deaths too right? no i wont my dude ok so stay away from bad ppl doing weird things to u like arguing or fighting u ok? ok are u scared 1 second forever nah i came back! i got to fight and it was my fault ew ur so naive to think that that i wanted to kill u that u couldnt die that u couldnt live horror cutz whose on the boat? a dying antelope whats on the hill? a dying school bus whats on the hill? a dying antler whats on the hilltop a dying carcuss animal crush sad was yesterdays news that ur child was dying alone that she couldnt eat that she couldnt breathe lava & knives hi lets go home for a minute well it wasnt as good as planned well we die alone sometimes well we cant eat dinner well weve got to go home hey did u do anything last night? no i fucked all night well im a virgin suicide i die everyday eating plastic bowling balls im gonna eat a virgin and call her suicidal janette bc the plastic teens eat queeno benders ew thats one green lets play hockey instead ew! lets go get lava & knives its me u dumb bitch im gonna hop skip and jump away i do love u & u dont have to ask im gonna be the star in daddy! no stop? porno no way i think id rather die bc ur daughter just ruined the joke like she always does right? well no fucking way captain obvious we got drinks tonight at the bar ok so go home to daddy i do love her shes been creating me or maybe i created her what? ok so stop all the press im in love with desarae renee hollins and i wish scary gangsta could be too bc see he is! and always has been and that guy didnt stand a chance just wait bc we dont cheat and were not gay and we dont talk to other women daamn baby its me too! ive got a whole knife in the lava dept ew hahaha um i find it hard to believe that u want him to be the first lava & knives but the second one hes a pro! yea were already getting ready to come over nah were tired and hungry too and desarae renee hollins is never cooking another day in her life! ok so get away from me and heres some meth ok so? i saw that! and he ran away big time it wasnt me pretty girl yes! she is she is she is she is well what about me? what about what i want? i want a diamond ring from tiffanys yes its bout 50 hahaha funny af and we will say why! so its funny bc it is and i laughed bc it was ok so? she will never know if i love her and i do so what about tiffany ew! hahaha she and i dont even walk home together fascinating? not really dude! it was just a sentence and i get it we create with words ok so no big deal ive got 100m needles laying around woa woa woa who said that? i have got to ask u why u keep floating around here! no im not dead im still alive! hahaha ew no hahaha that emotion is phsyically impossible for anyone what i have is the exact opposite and she has it too lol well maybe after her office visit with lava & knives 1 second forever ew hahaha shes a drug dealer? hell nah bitch that is real real judgy and franklin go home nigger

[nxnw]

You were quiet today and i know its my fault. I should do better. I could and i shouldve. Im so sorry im a shitty girlfriend sayang. I know youre probably upset at me or angry at me and idk how to make this better. Idk what i should do and in really scared that you hate me. Im really scared that youre upset or angry at me. Im so so scared.

I called you a little early tonight, around 9:30 pm. I got home around 8 pm. And around 9 pm, i asked you if you had any plans tonight and if i could call you later. You said sure i can call you, you didnt have any plans tonight and youre probably going to bed later. So i settled my things quickly, and i called you. When you answered my call, you sounded a little off. Your room is dark too not like they usually are. Usually you would turn on a little reading lamp that is just bright enough to softly illuminate your face so that i could see you in the dark. But this time, the lamp is off. I thought you were already asleep when i called you but you were playing a mobile game on your phone. I thought oh okay at least i wasnt interrupting him sleeping. I asked about your day and tried to chat with you but you seem different. Its almost as if you difnt want to talk to me. Your responses to my questions were cold and short. I picked up on that. I didnt press too much, i didnt ask more details from you bcs i dont want you to get annoyed at me. I asked one last time if youre okay and you claimed that you were so i said okay. I let you play your game bcs i didnt want to bother you with more questions bcs you didnt seem like you wanted to talk more. I silently scrolled my phone. I was kinda tired from today and as i was scrolling my phone i passed out and fell asleep. But my ears were kind of aware of the noises i heard from my ipad, the noises you were making. Like my eyes are tired, they wont open but my ears are awake. I heard you sighing a lot but otherwise you were very silent. Too silent. I know something is wrong and i know its my fault and i had something to do with it. At around 10 pm, the facetime call dropped and now, its close to 12 pm now, you still havent called me back. I know you were awake bcs i heard you shortly bfr the call dropped. You couldve called me back sometime after the call dropped but you didnt. Maybe you didnt want to bother me bcs i was sleeping. Maybe you were annoyed at me and wanted sometime alone.

Im not sure if the call actually dropped by itself. I would assume it did. Sometimes facetime is crazy and this is not the first time this has happened in all the the times ive used facetime bfr. But i cant help but think of the worst. My brain is going into overdrive thinking about the worst thing. What if he himself ended the call out of bcs he didnt want to stay on the call? What if im annoying him? What if he hates me and it makes him feel angry to see my face?

I would get it tho. I hate me too. I understand if hes angry at me and im going to give him space. All the space he needs. I just dont want him to hate or be upset with me.

Sayang im so so sorry that im so bad at treating you sayang. And if you didnt want to talk to me or see me tonight, i get it. I understand truly i do. Im just gonna give you space. And if youre angry at me and its my fault im so terribly sorry sayang. Please forgive me sayang its my failt and im so so so sorry. I love you sayang and i would do anything to make it up to you. Youre my everything i cant stand the fact of you hating me. It would destroy me if im the cause of your distress or anguish or rage. I want nothing but happiness for you. And if happiness means me not being around you then thats what i’ll do. I’ll distance myself from you and i’ll give all the space you need okay sayang. I’ll be here if you want me and im so sorry sayang. Im so so so sorry if its my fault sayang which im pretty sure it is. Take all the time you need sayang. Im sorry again. Dont worry about me okay. I just want you to be happy sayang. That is all that matters to me. I love you so so so so much and all i want is happiness for you even if it means sacrificing mine. Youve suffered so much in the past, youve gone through a lot. I dont want to add to your stress and sadness sayang. I want to make you happy and i dont ever want to see you sad bcs of something bad that happen in your life sayang especially not if its because of me. Sayang im truly sorry if i made you sad or angry. Im so so sorry sayang i truly am. Its my fault and im so sorry. I admit im a terrible person. Youre sad now and its all my fault and im so sorry. I hope you can forgive me sayang. If you dont forgive me, i get it. I cant even forgive myself bcs how could i? I am such a shitty person i dont deserve love. I dont deserve anything good bcs i cant even keep you from being upset bcs of me. I made you upset and im so sorry. I know its my fault. I hate myself for doing that to you. Im so so sorry sayang.

[burnedwriter]

‘’i will show you the difference between me and the military’’

warnings:!afab reader,rough bj,eating out,making out,floor s*x,mild bondage,cursing,teasing,edging,blindfolded,enemies to lovers,subtle flirting,knifeplay?,fingering,petnames,mild interrogation.

backstory:the reader and philip hate eachother due to some things that happened in the past,but what will happen now that they finally meet face to face after the incident

A/n:had to censor some words bc i dont want my fic to get community labeled again,im not responsible for what people read.

'‘dont fucking touch me!’‘ you yelled at the guard pushing you.

‘‘then move’‘one of the guards yelled back at you,continuing pushing you with brute force.

You hear what seem to be a door opening as you are getting dragged into the room,the guards forcing you to sit on the chair,removing the bag that was keeping you blindfolded,you saw one of the guards tie your hands behind you while the other one tied your legs on the legs of the chair,before both of them exited the room,leaving you alone in the small room,you were able to to take a look around trying to find a way to escape

When suddenly you see the door swing open and to your unpleasant suprise there he was commander philip graves.

‘‘hello sweetheart’‘ he said with a sly smile on his face.

You felt your body get taken over by anger,you hated his guts with a burning passion,his fake charm that made millions fall for,even your superiors fell for it,you had a bad feeling from the start that something like this was going to happen from the start but it was already too late,when you realized his betrayal

‘‘so you are choosing to stay silent’‘he said pressing his lips together in frustration

‘‘i see how its going to be’‘

he moved closer to you now standing infront of you,before reaching for his knife that was resing inside the holster,pulling it out and toying with it giving you small threatening hints. he was good with his hands you stared at them when he played with the blade,making you wandered how his finger will feel inside of you,sadly you got rudly awakened from your little daydream by the cold blade on touching your neck,while you were caught up  on your daydreaming you didnt notice that he changed his position.

‘‘if you dont start talking right now, i will show you the difference between me and the military’‘pressing the knife against the tender skin of your neck,threatening you to talk

‘‘fuck you graves,im not telling you shit,not after what you did and do you really think a knife is going to scare me ’‘you spat out,taking some glimpses of his face from behind you from time to time

he was an attractive man you couldnt lie to yourself that you fantasized about him fucking you mercilessly before,afterall you had to worked together for a long time before he betrayed you.It wasnt the first time you eyed him like that

‘‘dont let me do this sweetheart, i dont want to kill you’‘ his voice low and raspy,did he really felt bad about hurting you,did he really hate you? or did he actually like the little game you two had going,all those question circling around your mind but they were quickly answered when he capped your face turning it to the right as he connecting his soft lips with yours,while still keeping the knife with his left hand showing you who is in charge.

The kiss depend between the two of you turning into a small make out session as a small warm feeling started to grow in your lower abdoment,leaving you wanting more,but removing his lips abraptly from yours to catch your breaths,moving in front of you,you could visibly see that you werent the only one that got excited ,his hard cock showing through his cargo pants,his size making you lick your lips.

‘‘you see what are you doing to me’‘he purred without breaking eye contact with you,as he started to unbuckle his belt,freeing his cock.

‘’you know what to do ‘’Slapping your cheek with his cock,you pressed your lips on the head of his cock as you slowly started taking him deeper into your mouth making you gag a bit

‘‘hmmm’‘ he let out a low groan at the warm sensation of your mouth,as you started to slowly bop your head back and forth,looking up at graves.

Trying to tease him a little bit you swirling your tongue at the head of his cock,making him jolt his hips.Getting impatient from your painfully slow pace his hand snaked at the back of your head,making the pace to a faster one,now fully facefucking you.Your eyes started to tear as you chocked on his cock,afterawhile you started to feel him getting close to his argasm as his cock throbed in your mouth but before he could finish,he pulled you away,denying his own orgasm,you tried to catch your breath,whilst putting himself back in his pants for the moment.

‘‘i didnt know you liked it rough’‘he remarked,looking down at your pants he could see a wet spot that has formed.

‘‘ think i should leave you like this’‘he teased

‘‘graves please’‘you begged desperetly

‘‘fine...but if i see you doing anything stupid i wont hesitate to kill you’‘he said cutting the ropes,freeing you from the restrains and putting the knife back to the holter

You moved yourself closer to the edge of the chair and unbuckled your own pants,you lifted your hips so he could help you slide them off completly,he wrapped his arms around your hips as you place your legs over his shoulder to balance yourself,with him between your legs you felt his hot breath against your cunt teasing you giving, you a taste of your own medicine.

‘‘come on philip~’‘ you whined

‘‘what happened i thought you like teasing’‘he said poking fun at your begging.

Finally placing his tongue on your clit,he drew slow circle around it,teasing you more

‘‘philip~’‘begging him to stop his teasing

‘‘whatever you say sweetheart’‘

He moved his tongue up and down ,from your hole to your clit,sending goosebumbs down your spine

‘‘ah~’‘biting your lip not wanting him to hear your moans

‘‘dont hide your pretty voice away from me’‘

Picking up your juices with his middle finger and slowly inserting it inside you,you jolted forward feeling your walls being parted as you desperatly grippping the head of the chair. inserting another one,he started fingering you at a slow and steady pace to later becoming a faster and rougher one

‘‘Ah~ngh~’‘you moan unable to contain yourself anymore from the pleasure he was giving you

‘‘thats what i like to hear’‘philip cooed,sucking on your neglected clit,while his fingers never slowing down,you felt yourself closer and closer to your climax but before you could finish,philip removed his mouth away from your cunt,edging you

‘‘f-fuck~’‘you groaned in frustration

‘‘you didnt think i will let you finish this quickly,did you,sweetheart’‘he taunted,wiping his chin

‘‘lay down on the floor for me ,sadly our clothes will have to do for now’‘he commanded both of you placing your clothes on the floor trying to make a makeshift bedding so you could lay down.

Getting on top of you,he started to rub the tip of his cock on your cunt coating it with your wetness before entering you with one slow thrust all at once,making your back arch in the sensation.He waited for you to get adjusted to his size before starting to roll his hips in a lazy pace

‘‘stop teasing me already for fuck sake’‘you hissed and with that,he changed his lazy pace to a brutal one at your complain,mercilessly fucking your hole

‘‘i wanted to fuck you for so long,ever since i saw you’’he panted, mercilessly fucking your hole

‘‘bet you would’‘you breathed out

Both of you chasing your climax,the room was filled with your moans and the sound of skin slapping,you hope that there werent any guards outside unfortunate enough to hear them

‘‘Philip~i-im close,d-dont you dare e-dge me’‘ you pleaded,with the last bit of breath you had not wanting him to edge you once again

‘‘come on baby come on’‘he praised,as he fucked into you

one last thrust and your walls flattered around his cock,cumming all over him

Trying to catch your breathes Gravespulled out of you and helped you get up from the ground as the two of you started to get dressed

‘‘I didnt know you liked me to the point were you wanted fuck me,i thought you hated my guts as much as i did your’‘you commented with a smirk

‘‘i guess afterall,it was bound to happen’‘he replied

‘‘but dont think that i will be easy on you,you are in my base now’‘it sounded like a promise more than a threat but until then only time will tell

[worstghost]

OMG could u write Alejandro when reader gets shot during battle/a mission? (headcanons).

Just angst angst angst with fluffff.

I love alejandro sm, Im living from crumbs of the same fics bc nobody writes neww oness😭😭😭💀💀.

i don't think this is my best, and I'm not very good at angst, but I still loved writing it and I'm sorry it turned into a drabble instead of headcanons, I got carried away 😭 (also sorry again if the spanish is incorrect, i dont trust google translate)

♡You and Alejandro don't get along. It's well known across 141, Los Vaqueros, anyone who sees you two work together.

♡You're constantly bickering, (Soap calls it flirting but you're quick to shut him up), even going as far as insulting each other when you're really low.

♡The issue is you're too similar, too snarky, too confident. You can only one up each other so many times before something breaks. No one can decide if they want it to break though.

The team is holed up in a small home on the edge of town, regrouping and planning the next move and Alejandro is trying to talk to you, but you keep rejecting all of his attempts, and you both know now isn't the time but something finally snaps.

And then he's yelling that "You're being stupid, and you need to listen to me, I know what I'm talking about-"

And you shout back with a low blow, "Of course you know everything, you could fit an entire encyclopedia in that big head of yours-"

His mouth snaps shut, teeth clicking together, and Soap barks out a laugh behind you, and Ghost finally steps in, moving up to you with a loud "Enough!"

And then, the window across from you shatters, and you feel the shot before you hear it.

You're thrown back into the wall, searing pain shooting through your shoulder, down your spine. The air is knocked from your lungs.

It's chaos, panic, Alejandro grabs you and pulls you across the room with him, away from the windows.

You can't swallow the spit in your mouth, you can't think. You just watch as the team huddles around you, Ghost shouting commands and you don't know if he said 'Get up and move' or 'Fuck we're screwed', it's all the same.

Alejandro is pressing his hands against your shoulder, you grit your teeth and dig your nails into his wrist. He takes it and keeps talking to you, telling you to keep your eyes open and on him, look at him, and you do and everything feels different like this. He's so different like this. You can see the panic in his eyes and you feel like you're suffocating against him, clinging to his arms.

He let's you, in fact, he pulls you closer, grasping your face in his hand. "Look at me, cariño, I'm going to get you out of here." It's so gentle, like you'd never seen him before.

You blink, and you're in a stark white room, sunlight peeking through cheap polyester curtains and everything smells like sterile cleaning products and it makes you nauseous.

He's been waiting for you, in the med bay, he doesn't want you to wake up alone. While he's sitting or pacing, he thinks of how things could have been different. If instead of berating you for being stubborn, he had complimented you on your willpower. Or instead of pushing you aside in missions, he had told you he couldn't stand the thought of you getting hurt. So many things he could have done differently, and now he's here, waiting for you to wake up so he can explain himself.

And you do, and when you roll your head to the side and see him your face visibly relaxes, and a wave of relief washes over him.

You're not angry at least, that's all he could ask for.

Alejandro slides his chair closer to the bed and brushes strands of hair from your eyes, trying to think of where to start. You look tired, your lips are chapped and your hair is a mess, but he thinks you still look so beautiful now that you're awake.

"Me asustaste, cariño." He huffs out a laugh at the bewildered expression on your face, sliding his fingers down to touch your jaw.

"I scared you? Alejandro, I thought my last words were going to be telling you you have a fat head."

You join him in laughing, your voice shaky, and he leans in to press his forehead to yours, sharing a breath.

"All is forgiven, as long as you don't try to leave me again." He sighs into you, feeling you nod against him.

Things are definitely different now, but it's not a bad thing.

[onsunnyside]

hey just wanna ask can you pretty pls post something bout like drabble sneak peak anything related to ata ari and starlet on 9th of july 🥹🥹 this day is my birthday and i cant do anything cause half of my friends in out of country or city and my family has their own issues that cluld be a really beautiful birthday present for me ofc u dont have to but anyways i think u get the topic love you and your stories have a nice day best friend

hi bestie dearest, i'm so sorry you couldn't do anything for your birthday 🥺 please know that I'm celebrating for you all the way over here and sending you so much love and sweetness for your special day. i hope all your wishes come true !!

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 | dark!alpha!fraternity president!Ari Levinson x omega!activist!reader

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 | dark, a/b/o dynamics, assault, power imbalance, violence, misogyny (within a/b/o designations), mean!ari, manipulation, size difference, possessive behaviour, blackmail. mentioned/implied (not on reader): assault (brutal mugging), beating, injuries.

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 | a snippet of A Tough Act: starlet has the lead role in a performance, but at what cost?

𝗪/𝗖 | 1.37K

𝗔/𝗡 | the masterlist isn’t posted yet, but this is from my new series set in HCV (Howard college verse). here is a special drabble for you, birthday anon. consider it also a snippet/spoiler bc this will be in the fic. it's a part I knew I wanted to write as soon as I outlined their story

You try to ignore him, strangled breaths leave your clenched teeth as you apply lipstick, gripping the tube so tightly your knuckles nearly cramp. You’re fuming, shaking with pure rage as the previous night replays in your mind. 

You didn’t witness the assault, but you watched the video of it, he made you. It kept you up for hours on end, her choked pleas, the awful snap of her leg, and the aftermath of her bloody and bruised face. A lone tear slips from your eye before you wipe it away, not wanting to give him the satisfaction or ruin the makeup that took an hour.

Your bones go rigid as he inhales. 

“How does it feel to be the star of the show?”

The lipstick drops with a clank as you spin around, jabbing a finger in his built chest. “She’s in the hospital because of you.”

“And, you have the lead part because of me.” Ari swiftly replies, blue eyes calmly meeting yours, “When are you going to realize there is no playing nice in your profession. People will step all over you to get what they want, tear you to shreds and spit on your grave. And, you’re worried about some girl?”

The thick false lashes flutter against your cheekbones as you turn away, glaring at the exact replica of your costume just in a different size that fit the other student, the phenomenal actress who rightfully deserved the lead role because of her hard work and dedication. 

Unlike you, who got it because of the terrifying news that shook the entire production. 

“You could’ve killed her.”

Ari rolls his eyes, easily pushing you back until you’re pressed against the vanity. The yellow lights illuminate your frame like the sun. He fixes your headpiece, pink lips draw into a slow smirk. “Don’t be dramatic, starlet, she’ll recover in a few weeks.”

“And probably never come back because she’s fucking scared to get mugged again!”

His reflexes are fast when he slams your raised fist into the mirror, and makeup clatters to the ground as the vanity trembles. The force could’ve cracked the glass, and that plants two seeds into your stomach, one of alarm and one of fury. 

He scowls, his eyebrows low as a dark shadow takes over his eyes. “Her fear is not my problem, and it isn’t yours either. She didn’t care about you when she stole your part—”

“She didn’t steal it.”

“Well, she didn’t deserve it any more than you did.” He slides his fingers between yours, entwining your hands. “You were so upset when you didn’t get it, did you think I’d just let her do that to you? Fuck up all your chances to make something of your life?”

Because fucking up your life was his pleasure, and no one else could take that from him. 

Perhaps you should be used to his behaviour by now, but this was far worse than the teasing, unconsented touching and borderline stalking because that was all inflicted onto you. This time he purposefully hurt someone else and traumatized them for the rest of their life. Heavy guilt sinks deep, reminding you that you brought yet another person into your stupid mess with the Arcadia president. 

“She almost lost sight in her right eye.” You spit, “If you think my career is going to be built on the suffering of an innocent girl—you’re sadly mistaken.”

“Fine then.” He breathes, he drops your hand, stepping back and crossing his arms, his biceps almost tearing the seams of his shirt. “Don’t go on stage, don’t perform the part you’ve thrived for.” His tone lowers to a growl, “See how far you’ll get by being nice.”

Your nails dent the surface of the vanity, red hot wrath burns bright within your chest. You despise him with every cell of your body. 

Ari gestures to the wide-open door, cocking his head tauntingly. “Fucking go if you aren’t grateful for my help.”

You grit your teeth and shoulder past him. When you’re one step away from the doorway, he speaks again. 

“I’m sure the Dean and the police would be curious as to why you never came forward about her assault. After all, you know exactly who did it,” He tuts, “You saw what they did, and you know why.” 

Your feet freeze as a deep thumping fills your head, pounding against your skull and shaking the rest of your body. The dressing room exit is within reach, one more step and you’ll be away from him, and hopefully, never get his cruel help again—but that was wishful thinking. 

“They’d wonder why the great omega rights activist withheld information about the brutal mugging of another helpless, young omega.” Ari appears by your side, his heady scent filling your senses as a sickness takes over, “You’d probably lose your scholarship and all credibility. Think you’ll survive with that on your record?”

You meet his eyes, neck stiff as you read his expression. One quirked brow with squinted eyes, plump lips in a relaxed smile. 

“They’ll never believe you.”

“Won’t they? It’s my word against yours. And you may be a star performer, but you’ll never have what I have—superiority. Your reputation is standing on thin glass, and something like this could shatter everything you have. And those dreams of yours—are just going to be fantasies you’ll never reach. Are you ready for that to happen?”

When you don’t reply, he steps behind you, his firm chest pressing against your back. “The door is right there,” He whispers into the side of your face, lips ghosting your skin, “along with a false sense of independence, and a future you can kiss goodbye.”  

The next few seconds feel like hours when your feet refuse to move, trapping you and your dreadful realization that he’s right. No matter how hard you tried, fought and screamed, you’d never be like him or any alpha. 

He hums pridefully, drinking in your corset-style dress that enhanced your figure, “That’s my girl. I expect a thank you tonight, baby.” 

Your name is called before one of the crew members pokes in, looking startled at the sight of the big alpha crowding your space. He stutters for a moment, wide brown eyes meeting yours, “Uh, curtains in fifteen. Mrs. Aiko wants to speak to you beforehand though.”

And just like that, you can move again. As if the presence of someone else snapped you out of whatever rotten trance Ari put you under. “Thanks, I’ll be right there.” 

The young man leaves with a forced smile and the air feels lighter. You tilt up your chin and step forward, but Ari grabs your arm and digs his fingers into your flesh when you try to shove him off. “I could’ve lost my presidency because of that whore. Don’t disappoint me out there. I’m expecting a standing ovation.” He loosens his hold, settling for bringing your knuckles to his lips, he presses a chaste kiss, lingering for a few moments too long. “Break a leg—”

You scoff at his sick humour. 

“—or don’t, I have no clue what they’d do if both their best performers were in casts lying in the hospital.” He laughs and goes to the door, placing a single red rose on the table, “We’ll be in the back row.”

He perks up at your shock, “Oh, you thought I’d come alone?” He teases, running a hand through his shoulder-length brown hair, “No, the boys love theatre, plus, they want to know if their blood-stained clothes are worth it. Steve was really upset he dirtied that Kappa hoodie from legacy.” 

You can almost hear the vile sounds of fists and feet slamming into the poor omega’s body and her broken sobs. 

Ari disappears around the corner before returning with a canvas tote bag, he sets it on the floor and you can see the familiar red and gold crescent and a few of the stitched letters on the back ‘LEVI—’

“That’s for after the show, and if you do good, we’ll celebrate back at the house and you’ll get much more than just a sweater from me.” He winks, “Best of luck, starlet. Make me proud.”

[biohazardousbunnywrites]

Fuck it

omegaverse arcane headcanons Pt.1

pt.2 (no link yet)

included: Vi, Jinx, Caitlin, and Sevika

gn!reader

warnings: nsfw, omegaverse obvi, omega reader (reader as a vagina)

so basically in my omegaverse world, all alphas have penises and omegas have vaginas and beta can have either and do not experience ruts or heats like alphas and omegas do.

Vi

alpha

doesn't like being seen as a stereotype alpha so she doesnt really give into sexual urges

takes suppressants

still seen as a brutish alpha bc of her fighting ability

protective but not overbearing

slightly possessive but like compared to jinx its not that bad or noticeable

when she meets you, avoids you bc she doesnt want to hurt/scare you

once you show she could never she grows more comfortable around you

helps you with your heats

doesnt want help with her ruts and tries to stay on her suppressants but one time she ran out and realized you really werent scared of her she stayed off of them

her first time with you was gentle at first, like she was scared to hurt you bc she was.

you whined and whimpered underneath her as she slowly moved inside you

she felt her resolve slipping caught up in you

soon she was pounding away in you, claiming you as hers

"i dont want to hurt you cupcake" vi said as she sat between your open legs "you won't, i promise" you said gently. you trusted vi with everything.

vi was hesitant, not wanting to give into her rut but relented wanting to help with your heat.

she moved to hover over you, the tip of her hard cock brushing against you in the process causing you both to shiver and gasp.

slowly she rubbed the head of her dick against your opening. you almost cried out from the small amount of relief it brought to be touched there.

she started to sink into you, stretching you to accommodate her girth.

you both moaned out at the sensation almost screaming at the felling of being filled.

she slide in halfway and she stayed still, hesitant to move despite her body screaming at her to fuck into the soft mattress underneath you. you tried to get her to go further but she wouldn't.

slowly she began to move sliding out a little bit and pushing back in. she did that for a bit, fucking you gently.

soon enough she was pulling all the way to the tip and sliding back in halfway, despite her not fully being in you, you felt so full anyway.

vi did that for awhile as you moaned and whimpered her name, "please vi...p-please" you panted not quite sure what you were begging for. your nails dug into vi's back as she slowly began to speed up.

she felt her resolve slipping but it wasn't until you said "please fuck me vi, break me" that she started pounding into you.

her heavy balls slapped against your ass as she pushed all the way in, your back arching off the bed in the process.

skin smacking skin filled the air accompanied but the wetness of your pussy. your moans intertwined with vi's.

she buried her face into your neck biting and marking your skin.

you cried out at her pace arching more into her despite your bodies already being pressed together.

"v-vi im close" you panted out. she grunted and went faster.

you felt tears prick your eyes as you felt yourself get closer to your high. vi leaned back "come for me baby" she said as she leaned down to play with your clit.

you shook as you came, tightening around vi causing her to moan as she pumped into during your orgasm. she followed suit and came in you, flooding you with her warm cum.

you both stilled as you both came down from your highs. vi layed on top of you trying to catch her breath.

"that was amazing, cupcake" vi said kissing your neck. you were still kinda out of it but nodded nonetheless. "you ok" she asked worriedly sitting up. you smiled goofily up at her and nodded again. she let out a sigh of relief and got up to go get a rag to clean you both up. you moaned as she slid out of you disliking how empty you felt.

"you sure you're ok" vi asked again, "vi im sure, i am more than ok" you finally spoke "i feel great actually" she felt so relieved hearing you verbally say that. you pulled her close to you and wrapped you arms around her.

Jinx

Beta

seems like an alpha and acts like one too

doesn't need suppressants bc of her beta status and thinks no one should take them

when you two meet, you avoid her thinking she was an alpha and a frightening one at that

one day she approaches you while you're taking a suppressant for your heat which was starting soon and you had forgotten that morning

"you should let yourself be free you know, its not natural to stop that from happening, i mean i get it im a beta, i dont understand how hard it is to deal with heats and ruts, but i can help you if you wanted" she winked

you were left stunned, jinx a beta?!?

you started to feel more comfortable around her surprisingly

wait did she say she'd help with your heats?

and help she did

she didnt have the physical attributes alphas had and some betas did but nothing a little inventing couldn't fix

now here you are legs pushed to your chest, practically folded in half, wet sounds filling the air along with your pathetic moans and whimpers as the blue haired inventor thrusts her latest project rapidly within you

"Jinx are you sure?" you asked looking at the toy in her hand. she nodded excitedly.

"trust me toots, you're gonna love it" Jinx said walking up to you swaying her hips slightly.

she leaned in and started kissing you. soon you found yourself laying on her bed watching her slide the tip of her bright blue dick through your lips before using it to play with your clit causing you to arch and moan out.

a giggle rippled from her as she did it again and again, watching you get wetter and wetter.

"I'm gonna claim you like an alpha" she said as she finally pushed into you relishing in your moans and whimpers.

she held your legs open as she started to move within you. "J-Jinx, please" you moaned out "please what?" she teased. "please faster" and she obliged starting to go faster and harder.

she loved how your cried out her name, how you moaned and whimpered, how wet you sounded.

she moved her hands to your knees and pushed your legs up continuing to fuck you

you cried at she hit a spot inside you, that had you seeing stars.

"oh i like that sound" she said followed by a giggle as she suddenly pushed your knees all the way back and having your butt practically off the bed, she started to move faster and harder in earnest to make you make that sound for her again.

and you did.

your voice going up in pitch as you panted, whimpered, moaned and screamed, jinx enjoying your array of noises. you were close and she could tell.

"you gonna cum for me toots? yeah? all over my cock? come on, cum for me" she panted out as she worked you over.

she let you legs go so your legs rested over her her arms and she grabbed your hips yo pull you onto her.

your body stiffened and you back arched as you came all over her with a scream of her name.

she fucked you through it before finally stilling as your tremors came to an end but she didn't pull out.

"wow toots that was amazing, you look so good when you cum" she started to giggle "i have to see it again"

and with that she started moving again while you were so sensitive and no amount of squriming would get you away from her. you were in for a long night.

Sevika

beta with alpha body part

definitely as an alpha attitude tho and is most definitely dominant in any relationship she's in regardless of what status her partner holds

you meet at the brothel where omegas made good money

for the longest you thought she was until you pointed out her lack of pheromones

it didnt change anything to you

and that made her oddly comforted

never had a problem with who she was but always felt a type of way about the flash of disappointment or shock in past lovers eyes

starts helping you with your heats which normally you're unavailable during the week of

doesnt have ruts being a beta so no suppressants

she marks up your skin and gets so deep inside you

and once she's done. your heat is basically over too tired to continue bc of how much she worked you over

"she's here for you again" one of your coworkers said peeking in your room.

you smiled getting ready for sevika to come in. you heard her heavy foot falls coming down the hallway.

she entered your room and looked around noticing the extra pillows and blankets "starting your heat?" she asks. "yeah next week so i won't be available sorry" she nods with slight disappointment present in her eyes.

"its cool i get it, leta just get started" she says as you unbuckle her belt.

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"what if i help you? with your heat?" she hesitates laying next to you smoking a cigar you lit for her. you were taken a back by the offer.

"really?" you asked "yeah why not?, and not just during next week but from now on? i know it must hurt and suppressants are hardto come by down here for omegas" she doesnt look at you. "are you asking to be my mate?" you ask trying not to let the flutter of hope blossom seeing as you sorta loved sekiva.

"maybe, we'll see how next week goes if thats alright?" "yes"

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you started up at sevika as she stood between your open legs. your heat was in full swing and you desperately needed to be fucked.

"fuck you're so wet baby, im gonna breed you like an alpha, you want that?" she said rubbing her hard cock through your soaked folds.

you moaned out almost screaming at the slight friction. "yes! yes! please fuck me sevika i need you" you cried out wanted her to be in you now.

she chuckled feeling mean as she continues to tease. you squirm and cry out wanting more.

finally, finally she slips all the way in letting you adjust as she always does before moving. she moans feeling you stretch to accommodate her. "fuck your pussy was made for me" she moans pounding into you.

her confidence always has you and everyone else forgetting shes a beta, and right now your still not entirely convinced she isnt.

she fucks you better than any alpha you've had in the past.

she pulls out and pushes you on your hands and knees before slipping back in and moving again roughly. shes going so fast and hard but that the usual for her.

"youre a little omega whore letting a beta fuck you like this" she says grabbing your throat and pulling you up to her chest. "you love my cock dont you slut?" she says into your ear.

your senses are clouded by her and the pleasure shes giving you. you feel her slow down

"i asked you a question?" "yes!yes!" she starts again finally bringing you to edge and allowing you to crash over it

"i love feeling you cum around me" she stats still moving through your orgasm.

and she continues to fuck you for a while until she cums and continues to do so for the remainder of your heat, eventually becoming your mate seeing as she wants to be the only person to see you like that ever again

Caitlyn

alpha

i said what i said

she doesn't act like other alphas and most people assume she's a beta or omega

she takes suppressants only bc she hates going through ruts as they disturb her ability to work

but no shes an alpha

a protective one but not possessive

wouldn't pressure you into anything you wouldnt want to do and it was discussed before hand when she made the decision

when you 2 meet and end up in a relationship, she still takes them, but occasionally comes off of them. mainly during your heat.

she doesnt really have a cycle and moreso has her ruts be triggered

she loves helping with your heats

very much a service top here

you dont mind really

she tries to be gentle, she mostly succeeds but sometimes she gets so caught up in the moment she start jack hammering into you

you just hold on tight and whimper in her ear as your alpha claims you over and over again

you moaned as you felt her in you, "do you like this?" she asked moving her hips languidly

"you feel so good love" Caitlyn groans in your ear, "i love how you feel around me" she gives a hard thrust to emphasize her point causing you to squeak.

you clutch on to her hip as she lessens your heat with her skillful stokes.

Caitlyn kisses and sucks your neck causing you to cry out. Her thrusts get rougher but then gentler as she holds herself back from pounding into just yet. you arch into her silently begging for her to do so.

she reaches around to brush her fingers against your clit, which causes you to tighten around her.

"i love fucking you like this" she says "cuddled up like, spooning you" she kissed the back of neck as the head of cock brushes against your g spot as she presses down on your clit.

you press back more into her as she starts getting rougher with her thrusts.

before you knkw it youre face down in the pillows with Caitlyn pounding away above you

"im sorry love, i..just cant help it- you feel so good" she says gripping your hips and pulling you onto her more.

she goes back to playing with your clit

"come for me" she says holding back her own orgasm wanting to come with you.

you scream out as your orgasm rips through you which causes the enforcer above you to follow suit, flooding your insides with her warmth.

she doesnt pull out just yet. "next i want you to come on my tongue"

i hope you enjoyed my first attempt at smut, sorry it took so long, work has been killer and really taking it out of me. pt.2 isnt going to have the written out smut bc this took me so long and i could've had this posted weeks ago. thank you for reading <3

[ddejavvu]

pulls out my bunny knowledge bc i was a lil obsessed w them for a while so i wanted to learn everything i could about them

bunny!chrissy loves to bake but she gets sick if she has too much sweets so shes eating baby spinach out of the box youve just got from the grocery while she watches you taste all the stuff shes made!! (comes from dont feed buns too many carrots bc the amt of sugar is bad in large amounts. they like and need leafy greens!)

where she mightve been a bit on edge and eager to please at first, you know she truly feels safe and at home when one day she just flops on to her side on the floor or onto the bed while youre nearby. shes all stretched out and wiggling her nose and her ears are at a bit of an awkward angle but the look of content on her face even after you hear the THUMP is too sweet to disturb (i reccomend looking up bunnies flopping. its so damn cute. and its a sign that bunnies feel safe 🥺)

speaking of thumping, she thumps her legs when shes scared or angry. she cant help it. anxiety leg turned up to 1000. u can tell when shes feeling upset bc you can feel the vibrations on the floor :( if its just one lil stomp tho, shes just trying to get your attention back to her. shes cute! she wants to play!

but my FAVORITE bunny behavior is called binkying! a binky is when a bunny jumps Super high and kinda twists its head and body. its like a big burst of energy they gotta express! miss cheerleader chrissy would be great at these !!! shes so happy and excited shes gotta do a backflip! shes all flushed and smiley after and most of all, she feels safe to express how happy she is with you :)

yes yes yes for every cupcake she eats she's gotta balance it out with a salad too!! she looooves it when you make salads for her, it's kind of a routine between you that she'll keep the house stocked with pastries if you chop her up salads to munch on :') she doesn't like 'em with dressing, either, she'll curl up at your side on the couch and pick out each individual vegetable and mow through the bowl :')

AW YES i've seen videos of it before and it looks soooo cute!! she does it all the time once she's comfortable with you, sometimes she does it on top of you and you're laying there smushed like chrissy!! but she knows you're not mad at her 'cause you're already pressing kisses into her cheeks and nuzzling your nose against hers, a habit that she's thrilled you've picked up from her :') she just flops down whenever you're near!!

aw the poor thing!! you usually hear it when a recipe doesn't go well, or you're too busy working to hang out with her :( but when you're sitting on the couch and maybe your hand has settled in her hair instead of petting through the strands she thumps once against the couch, kissing your thigh that her cheek is resting on when you start up petting her again :')

AW OMG I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HER STILL BEING INTO GYMNASTICS/CHEERLEADING!!!! she'd be so hyper all the time, somersaulting over to you on the bed if you sit across from her and when she gets really excited, yes she's flipping all over the place!! she gives a little squeal at whatever it is that has her happy and she just has a burst of energy that comes out in a cartwheel or a flip or something like that!! she just has to get the excitement out or she'll burst!

[sanderchu]

Hii ! Can i request reader and Dream are dating and she’s coming to Twitch Con with him. They are so flirty and always touching each other in some way. And can they also wear matching outfits.

Thank you !!!

Twitch con highlights 

Note:posting this as i'm shadow banned bc  i dont really like this so bc i'm shadow banned it won't really get attention 

Reader: fem!reader 

Side note: the matching outfits will be at the end and yes ik its a girl and boy fit i couldn't find anything similar for same genders. Explains why it's fem reader because im scared ill get attacked- i also sorta picked a fit to match his fit during twitch 

[writing] or hcs 

suggestive ish again

Walking around 

You walked around with clay holding your hand. Everyone had their eyes on you guys as you both talked to George and sapnap. None of you had anything to do yet so you all decided to walk around the area just to be aware of it all and know where things are and maybe even check out some areas. Clay did feel off, jealousy got to him as he noticed you talking to George a bunch and getting close. He didn't mind having you talk to him. He was best friends with him after all. But for his first twitch con he wanted you all to himself. “Hey babe, let me show you something” Clay said and before you could answer dream pulled you to a random area in the building kinda far from the group. Clay then pulled you close and held your waist looking at you in your stunning eyes. “You ok?” you asked but before an answer happened with words dream answered with his lips. Dream placed a gentle rough kiss on you but pulled away quickly due to not wanting to attract too much attention to you both. “Can we go away from them for a bit?” he questioned. You smiled and nodded before grabbing his hand again and walking anywhere you guys picked.

Dsmp panel 

Dream sat next to you as you both were the only two sitting away from the table where everyone else was. Panel day with dream for the first time, interesting. “I have a question for y/n!” someone said from the crowd, making your attention on them. The person asked the question and everyone looked at you as the only one who stood up was dream who went behind your chair and placed his hands on the back of the chair. “Well..” you begin to speak as you can hear dreams shuffling behind you and you suddenly get your hair moving a bit but not enough to make it noticeable. You didn't think anything of it until you felt a pair of lips pressed on the side of your neck and slowly releasing and kissing you again. His touch sends shivers down your spine and everything went blank until you heard, “shhhh.” dream stated as he kept going, “keep answering the question” you nodded slightly as his touch kept making you freeze. Right after your question someone else had another question for you so dream switched to the other side of your neck to tease you more. In between his warm touch he let out some hums in between of satisfaction. Soon everyone caught on and started to cheer and ooo at you and making him stand up and sit back down like nothing. You looked at him as he sat and he let out a slight wink. “He was lying in my hair chat-” you managed to say but of course everyone knew the truth but went with what you said to make you calm. 

Taking pics with fans 

“Omg dream and y/n! Can I take a picture with you guys!” you both can hear from a fan in the distance slowly getting louder. You and dream looked at each other before both looking back at the person and taking a nod. “Thank you!” the person said as they stood next to you as you stood next to dream. As the person was getting their phone ready you felt a pair of hands slowly make their way to your waist and gently move that hand down just to go up your shirt making shivers form once again. The person was finally ready and you played off dreams trick pretty well since the person didn't seem to notice and thanked you both before walking away. Instead Of dream cutting it out and pulled you closer and used his mother's hand to do the same. He played it off as laying on your shoulder but now in reality his lips made it back to your neck melting it with his soft touch making his way more and more up slowly. “Dream were in public” you mumbled to him but he didn't seem to care and made it up to your ear, “then don't make it obvious” he hummed as he proceeded to kiss your jaw and soon up once he reached your chin. He looked at your eyes and a smirk planted on his face before he placed a gentle kiss on your lips and stopped soon after. “So beautiful” he whispered as he took his hands out your shirt and pulled you into a normal hug, “and all mine”

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matching outfit:

[tinyyzz]

Broken.

WARNING: signs of violence and alcohol abuse, the basic essence of a Peaky Blinder episode. Please don’t read if you are bothered by these things.

(Old) Notes: So this is… different. I got a dm a few days ago asking for something like this and even though its not what I would usually write, I wanted to try. I hope I delivered though heehee

(New) i remember when my first ask came in, i was so excited and this was my first angst esq fic ever. I hope you like it :)

Prompt: reader is sacred of Tommy for the first time bc he’s doing a big mad. That and “can’t you see how f*cked up this is?”

Tommy x gn! reader (as requested)

Fatigue surged through your muscles as you tiredly stagger towards the front doors of your house. Your days of working overtime and making ends meet had finally caught up to you. For you were just one of the poor, sad individuals who had lived in the dirty, cold air of Birmingham.

Tommy had been a friend, and he had insisted on dinner not a few days ago. You were about to call him for a rain check, but no one had answered the phone, so you decided to tell him in person instead.

As you use the knocker, a loud crash of glass sounded on the inside, you narrowed your eyes confusedly, wondering if you should turn around. But with a click, the door opened.

“(Y/N)?”

A frantic Frances, the recognisable maid of Tommy Shelby came hurriedly at you, pointing towards Tommy’s study. “I am dreadfully sorry for approaching you in such a manner.” The petite elderly lady squeaked.” But Mr Shelby is being…slightly difficult today.” she whispers worriedly.” Do you think you could…?”

“I…I wouldn’t know.” You reply gently, rubbing your eyes together. Oh why me, oh why, why me. You smiled through gritted teeth. Patting her hand comfortingly, you assure her. ”Rest, Frances, you must be tired. I’ll try my best to take care of this.” And with a sullen, hesitating nod, she leaves

You open the door slowly and, instantly, the strong, reeking smell of alcohol and the choking scent of cigarettes filled your nose.

How long had he been like this?

Pieces of shattered china lay dangerously on the floor decorated with several empty whiskey bottles.The ashtray was filled with the greying stain of lightweight ash, and the still-burning ends of cigarettes.

Tommy Shelby lay sunk in a seat by a fireplace, still and silent.

You rushed to open a window immediately and approached the pitiful figure of a man lying in his chair. You brush his disheveled hair away, meeting a pair of sad, bloodshot and melancholy, cerulean-coloured eyes

“(Y/N)?” He slurred, a breath of whiskey playing at your nose

“Tommy.” You whispered quietly.” What’s wrong?”

“Michael.” came the blunt reply

“Michael?” You say surprised.” What’s wrong with—“

“Everything.” He pauses, and gradually raises his voice, causing you to step back suddenly. “EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING.

“Tommy—“ you warned, approaching him

“DONT.” He yells, shoving away the glass ashtrays and bottles from the desk, causing the loud piercing sound of shattering glass, he groans as the glass cut into his hands,” fuck’s sake.”

“Thomas.” You pressed, suddenly scared and feeling your exhaustion creep up on you. “You’re scaring me, please, put the godforsaken bottle down and sit, can’t you see how fucked up this is??”

“Fucked up…” he mutters, voice cracking, laced with hurt, face broken and drunk, swinging the bottle around dangerously.” Thats all of it, all of this...”

Your heart breaks in fear and sadness as you see the high and mighty man that you’ve always seen, come close to breathing in a heaving sob, flinching as the bottle comes close to hitting you, there really may not be a chance of calming him down this time.

“Tommy.” You persuaded gently, carefully coming up to him, his back towards you as he had stopped and stared emptily at blind spot on the floor. You feel your composure waver as you tried again, “Tommy come on, let’s talk.”

“…FUCK OFF ME.”

What happened after that seemed like a movie as he pushes you away roughly.

You stumble and feel shattered glass pierce your body beneath you.

In the blur of tears of your silent pain, you hear Tommy’s voice suddenly alert, and come back to reality.

“(Y/N)?”

He suddenly sounded so far away.

It’s cold.

You feel your eyelids shut, allowing the darkness to engulf you.

[mythiccheroacademia]

— embarassing sex stories

𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤: 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖 <𝟛 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: 𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥, 𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟, 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕, 𝕡𝕦𝕜𝕖 (𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕔), 𝕧𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪, 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕪 :’), 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕦𝕟 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕡𝕤

𝕗𝕖𝕞!𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝟙𝟠+

Todoroki Shouto:

so there shouto was holding your legs wide and beating that pussy up till it was red

you were very exposed and you queefed here and there but it was more of something that you felt rather than heard

that was until a bunch of air got into your vagina

and you let out the biggest queef of your life 

shit sounded like an atomic bomb

your bf paused 

todoroki made a sound of surprise as you gasped

you were aboslutely horrified 

you did not just let out a queef that big 🙃

it was a natural thing but that didnt make it any less embarrassing 

“i am so sorry” you said, unable to hide your giggles bc of the sheer embarrassment you felt 

and ofc shouto’s dumbass thought you actually farted

“um no. it’s okay. if you need to go to the bathroom, we can stop,” he politely said 

he’s such a sweetheart omg 

you laughed harder, hiding your face in your hands

youve never wanted to end it all so badly 

Midoriya Izuku:

sex is really wet and slippery if you’re doing it right 

usually that works in your favor

but this time, it worked against you

izuku was kissing your neck as he lined himself up at your entrance 

he wasnt paying too much attention as he was too wrapped up in your moans

when he pushed his hips forward, his dick slipped and the tip went into your butt

you let out a scream of surprise 

and then you fucking blacked out 😭

the shock of it was too much for you and you were dead weight in his arms 

a minute later, you regained consiousness and saw him crying, pleading for you to wake up 

you tried to calm him down and get back in the mood but he was too freaked out to continue 

it was a total turn off but a funny story to tell your friends

Bakugo Katsuki:

bakugo’s favorite position is doggy style

there’s something about the way your ass slaps against him that drives him insane

you don’t really care for the position bc “it was just too much dick” (actual words) but you let him hit it from the back when you felt he deserved it

so bakugo was going crazy that night

the man was basically jackhammering into you 

and ofc he made sure you were enjoying it as much as possible 

so as you were getting into it, he keeps going faster and harder 

until he gets a charlie horse in his hamstring 

he curses really loudly and falls on top of you, gripping his leg in pain 

you try and get up to see what was wrong but he just pushed you back down and shushed you

“just...don’t move,” he hissed

so you two literally lie there for a whole 60 seconds before it goes away

you defintely laughed in his face for what seemed like forever and he was red for the rest of the night 💀

katsuki makes you swear never to bring it up again

Natsuo Todoroki:

you and natsuo had a two week dry spell bc of classes

when you finally got the chance to get together, you got straight down to business

one of your legs was over his shoulder and the other was wrapped around his waist

he’s got you in the ✨baby making position✨

youre having an out of body experience before you notice that your bf slows down to a stop 

you look up at him with confusion and ask why he stopped 

natsuo presses his lips in a line and his eyes flicker between where you’re connected and your face

it’s a hot second before he goes, “don’t freak out but, i think...i think you’re bleeding” 

in the next second, a metallic scent hits your nostrils and you nearly shrivel away in horror 

you were so desperate for some dick (like the whore you are) that you completely forgot that you started your period today 

you wanted to die from the embarrassment 

you both stopped and showered deciding to end it there for the night

natsuo was very sweet about it and assured you that he didn’t care 

meanwhile, you couldn’t look at him even as you cuddled 

“dont worry about it, babe! it kinda felt cool. like i was in a can of hot soup!”

you pinched the bridge of your nose and groaned

Tamaki Amajiki: 

it’s no secret that tamaki’s got a huge dick 🥴

like that thang be thanging yfm?

and that’s cool and all, but it almost killed you 

you were going down on him with that triple gwak gwack 4000 combo houston texas style 

tamaki was on cloud nine 

this was possibly some of the best head you’ve ever given him--and you give good head 

so as you’re throwing neck, his fingers are gripping your head 

he’s usually pretty good about not forcing you down bc he never wants to hurt you

but he was just so overwhelmed by the pleasure that he accidentally shoved your mouth further down his dick

and when it hit the back of your throat w that much force, you kinda threw up 🤧

you jerked your head back and covered your mouth

it was only a little bit that went up your throat and you swallowed it down before it came out but you still felt horrified

tamaki didnt care about the puke part but was all over you, asking if you were okay and profusely apologizing 

you said you were okay and tried to go back to what you were doing, but he said that he didnt deserve it 

bless his heart 💀

Sero Hanta:

it was your first time and you were nervous as fuck

and hearing stories of how badly your friends’ first experience with penetration hurt terrified you

sero knew you were scared and did his best to prep you 

he kept asking if you wanted to continue and you said yes 

you backed out like four times before and decided tonight was the night

when it got to the part where he puts it in, you clenched up like a clam

he couldnt put the tip in even if he wanted to  

“babe, i know youre nervous but you have to relax,” he chuckled

“i know i know. okay, just give me a second” 

scary ass 😂

you took some deep breaths and relaxed a little 

he kissed you to help distract you

then he proceeded to slowly enter you

he didnt even get the head fully in before you felt a sharp pain that made you gasp

then your overdramatic ass deadass punched him straight in the chest 😭

you swore it was a reflex

sero nearly flew off you and doubled over 

once you realized what you did, you frantically apologized

he took it like a champ

“nice punch,” he coughed. “I think you just concaved my chest in”

it’s something you laugh about now